The Accessibility Witch Test

Takes place: 12:00 Sunday

Mark Pilgrim will conduct a test to determine whether an accessibility expert is, in fact, a witch. The test will be conducted according to the ancient and established water-dunking principle, and will be followed immediately by burial of the accused at a location to be determined. In the event a witch is discovered, said witch will be buried at the crossroads with a stake through his/her heart. In the event no witch is discovered, burial will take the form of the traditional rite at the church cemetery.